Every ore is a stock. Every block you break moves a price.
The Chain never closed. Then came The Halt: the Buy Button froze, prices crashed and whole valleys turned to grey Frozen Blocks.
The Short Syndicate moved in. You are a Hoodie, a retail trader with a pickaxe and a phone. Mine the markets back to life.
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HOODCash$0.00
You hold 0Market value $0.00Pool depth 0
Net worth
Cash plus every ore you hold, marked to market.
This week
Cash earned from sells, bounties and squeezes.
PRE-LAUNCH
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Token launches on Pons, Robinhood Chain.
Plot deed
Own the 16 by 16 plot you are standing on. Only you can build or break blocks inside it. Up to 4 plots. Half the price is burned, half funds the treasury.
Custom hoodie
Pick any color. Everyone on the Chain sees it. Half burned, half treasury.
STONKCRAFT
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